Dear Kwik users,
Thank you for the response to this contest. Our two winners are:
Akil Makda
Mahesh
Kwik deals congratulates to both of you. Your recharge is on the way. We also thank all of other participants. Keep spreading love and happiness.
KwikDeals Contest - Share Funniest Jokes about Rs.500 & Rs.1000 Ban and Win Rs.50 recharge
Share Jokes related to this ban in comments section below.
Best two Contribution gets Rs.50 recharge.
Contest opened from Today 12PM to 11PM
winners will be declared on: tomorrow 11th Nov 12PM
So, comments your best jokes below and get a chance to win. Let's celebrate this historic moment.
Rules:
- Only jokes shared in this page's comment section will be consider as valid entry.
- Winner will be declared on this page, our Facebook, Twitter and WhatsApp Group
- If you are winner then send us your details within 24 hours, otherwise you will not be eligible for prize.
- admin decision about winners will be final.
Hello, my name is Jack Sparrow. I'm a 50 year old self-employed Pirate from the Caribbean.
American counting Votes
ReplyDeleteIndians counting Notes..
#Jumped red light, caught by police wala, gave him 1000 ka note.
ReplyDeletePolice wala- Sir 100 hi de do…
Trump: I am going to hog the limelight today.
ReplyDeleteModi: Bro, please
Tonight all of America is counting votes...
ReplyDeleteall of India is counting notes!!!
Narendra Modi Allowed Rs 500 and Rs 1000 Notes In Hospitals Because He Knew Many People Will Have Heart Attack After The News...
ReplyDeleteModi....
ReplyDeletethe only chaiwala on earth who can wake up a 125 billion people without chai
2 min silence for those who opted for COD and will be recieving their ordered goods tomorrow.
ReplyDeleteNews:"Rs 500 and Rs 1000 are invalid from midnight onwards."
ReplyDelete*Worriedly checked the wallet*
Found total Rs.127 in Chillars
*Now Chilling*
The volume of jokes generated within just 1 hour of PM's announcement shows that unemployment is a much bigger problem than
ReplyDeleteAnna Hazaare officially changed his name to Anna Shambhare :-) :-) :-)
ReplyDeleteOne minute silence for those getting married tomorrow. Sirf lifafa milega :-)
ReplyDeleteSamsung isn't the only one recalling Notes this year :-)
ReplyDeleteHeard Mumbai and Pune hit with smog
ReplyDeleteDue to Sharad Pawar burning his notes
Donald Trump:I'll create history tonight.
ReplyDeleteHillary Clinton:No I'll create history.
MODI- Hello Mike Check Rs 500 and Rs 1000
Boss- Why were you late by an hour? Aadha office gayab hai.
ReplyDeleteEmployee- Sir neeche sab 2000 ka chutta doond rahe hain.
Isliye bola tha Chai wale ko pm mat bano, 5, 10 Rs. ke note ke alawa or kuch samaj nhi aata usko
ReplyDelete– Rahul Gandhi
Dont worry friends
ReplyDeleteI will accept all your Rs.500 and Rs.1000 Notes without asking any questions….
… Rs.12 per Kg.
Now all the wives will have to declare their savings to their husbands
ReplyDeleteआज सुबह मोदी जी ने फ्रिज खोला और दूध की जगह thumbsup निकली और बोला चलो आज कुछ तूफानी करते हैं
ReplyDelete